Thursday, July 06, 2006

Oh Nothing, Its Just My Communicator

A few weeks ago, I came into work and found this weird metal thing on my desk. It was V-shaped, black on one side and silver on the other side. I still have no idea where it came from or what it belongs to, but I got so tired of it just laying on my desk that I decided to make my own fun with it.

As you can see in the picture, I taped it to my shirt and wore it around like that for the rest of the day. You may be asking yourself, what's funny about wearing a V-shaped thing on your shirt? Well folks, I didn't just wear it. It was interactive.

I started tapping it and speaking into it, as if it was recording everything I said. In the middle of a conversation with a co-worker, I would tap The Communicator, and talk into it, saying, "Note to self... tell Buck that his cologne is overwhelming and unnecessarily powerful." And then continue on with the conversation as if nothing had happened. Oh, I also made a "bee-boop" noise every time I tapped it.

Then when I walked by the Vice-President's office, who was on a conference call with the accountant, I heard them picking up some feedback on the speaker phone. The VP said, "What's that noise?" And without missing a beat, I backed up and stuck my head in his door, saying, "Oh, nothing, its just my communicator....bee-boop!" and then walked away.

Hello, my name is Bone Junior, and I'm an incredible retard.

1 comment:

barb said...

Oh sarah- you and your hijinks and zany antics. I loveitahluv itahluvitahluvitiloveit.