What a Great Deal

I knew it was going to be a good hump day when I snapped a picture of this sign on my way to work today.

Enough said.

They Used to Like Me

Over Memorial Day weekend, I flew to PA to spend some much needed time with the family. The family and Classic Diner. Turns out, my neice and nephew don't seem to like me as much when I'm not giving them Christmas presents. Please to enjoy.

This pretty much sums it up.

Her crying, and him scowling, with a tractor-trailer buffer between us.

This is the face I got whenever I asked him to share his food with me.



This is the face I got whenever I asked her if she loved me.

A Text I Sent Last Sunday

Dear Emily and Yanaj: I think you should know that your good friend, Bone Junior, has just eaten an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon in less than 24 hours. This information will probably be useful when my autopsy reveals that my throat is clogged with peanut butter.