Monday, April 30, 2007

Weekend Review

In celebration of Jamie's 20th birthday today, and since apparently only 4 people have an opinion about my McBicep Verbal Vomit, please to enjoy a thrilling review of my weekend:

I was using the vacuum hose extension to vacuum my bathroom floor and I accidentally sucked up a tube of mascara. Who knew that there was enough suction to pull the mascara all the way through the hose and lodge it in the back? Twenty minutes and one screwdriver later, I got my mascara back.

I went shopping at TJ Maxx and found a really cute white hoodie for $4.99. It wasn't until I got home that I realized the hoodie said "Drama Queen" in big sparkly letters on the back. No wonder it was so cheap. Rather than making a trip back to the store, I decided to quit fighting it and embrace my inner tramp. Yes I'm wearing it at work today, along with some really trampy heels. White heels. With red toenail polish. Bright red. I just hope I don't have to go to the jobsite.

I also decided to quit fighting the white trash in me, and applied a huge Philadelphia Eagels decal to my back windshield. Its about two feet across, and its absolutely ghetto fabooluss.

I went for a drive up the canyon with Erin & Ryan yesterday, and went fishing for the first time since I was ten. And by "fishing" I mean "I cast a line out and caught some weeds, some bushes, and a branch."

In more exciting news, Bone Junior will be doing a one-time public appearance tomorrow night at the BYU / UVSC baseball game. I, along with my friend Heather, will be participating in the Dizzy Bat contest after the third inning for a chance to win fifty dollars. It has been a life long dream of ours, and I'd just like to be able to say "I found fifty dollars" and really mean it. So if you're in the vicinity, PLEASE come cheer for me because this is one of the most terrifying things I've ever done and I need all the support I can get.

The Rules has suggested that I wear the Batman costume for my performance tomorrow night. I suggested that I'd probably make wateh if I did that.

For those of you who are not in the vicinity (namely, those in Canada, Pennsylvania, California, Texas, Connecticut, Hawaii, etc.) Erin will be recording the spectacle for me to post. So fear not, you will all get a chance to see my big ace spinning around a baseball bat and running to third base, as it will probably be the ONLY time I get to third base this summer.

Ba-dum CHING!


Andi Mae said...

I can't wait to see that! Will there be dizzy vomiting afterwards?

Bone Junior said...

It wouldn't be a Dizzy Bat contest without Dizzy Vomiting!

li'l mil said...

You failed to mention your unbeatable strategy for the Dizzy Bat thing: "Just go slow. REALLY slow." You're a shoe-in for the fitty bucks.

HPLuvr said...

The Dizzy Bat-de-Batman. YOU MUST!!

Erin said...

and the winner is.....