G-Lizzle and Special Sizzle: Prelude to a Juicier Post

Last Saturday, I went to the best concert I've ever been too. Yes, even better than the time my friend Jenny and I went to see My Chemical Romance, and Jenny made a shirt with iron-on letters that spelled out "My Chemical Romance" and we were in the first row of people and got so squished, sweaty and contorted that when we left, her tshirt said "My Chemica Roman".

Even better than that was G-Love and Special Sauce.


You can't tell, but I am in this picture, next to Yanaj. Another fine example of Tan By Association.



I screamed myself dry and coughy.

I love this man. I want to make something out of both of our skins.




You can't tell, but this bassist was bald with huge biceps. I liked him.
Finally, a picture where I'm not disappearing into the dark background.






In conclusion and as the promised prelude to a juicier post, please to enjoy a Sample Word Problem:


Perspective One: You're Bone Junior. You have a great date with McBicep, things are going well, and you mention the idea of visiting him in Detriot this summer. You've been dreading bringing it up because you're afraid his response won't be good...but he's all for it!Your heart leaps with the sudden surge of confidence, and you decide to forge ahead full-force and get to the bottom of a mystery that's been worrying you for months. In true Bone Junior fashion, you go balls out and ask him the question you thought you wouldn't ask until - or if - things got serious.

Perspective Two: You are Yanaj. Your roommate, Bone Junior, bursts into your room, sobbing and laughing at the same time. You know she's just come home from a date with McBicep, but she can't stop bawling - or is she laughing? - long enough to explain anything. Your only response is to pause The Lion King Nintento game and say, "I'm confuuuuuuuuuuuused."

Perspective Three: You are McBicep, and you ask Bone Junior out to dinner. You're leaving for California in a few days and won't have much other time to see her. On the drive home, you talk about her visiting you in Detriot, and then she drops an unexpected question upon you. She looks you square in the eyes and asks..."Do you know about my blog?"

To Be Continued...