Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance To The Music!

In continuing my tradition of planning events, inviting a bunch of people, and then having no one show up, I present to you the following: As promised, there will be Elvis cake and Rocky DVD's. And by Elvis cake, I mean a big cake with Elvis' face on it. And by Rocky DVD's, I mean they'll be projected onto the wall, a la a home theater projector system. We're starting at 6 and going the distance, or until I pass out from sheer elation and sugar overdose.

Everyone and their mom is invited, including you, Stupidramblings!! It's never too early to break in the first mate. Oh, and if anyone happens to see Huge Bald Guy With Biceps As Big As My Head, tell him he's invited too.

7 comments:

stupidramblings said...

RSVP: a la stupidramblings.

Alas, Saturday is a bad day. We have a track meet, two weddings, a birthday party and my wife Limpy has a baby shower to attend. I'm not even lying this time, and I would have been there on any other day.

andi said...

I'll be there!!! Oh wait, I live too far away...but I will be there in spirit with boxing gloves on! I've watched all 5 movies (I don't count Rocky V since it sucked so badly) over break. Happy partying- sorry I will be taking my sucko license exam and will have to miss it. Adriannnnnnnnn!

andi said...

P.S. I love the Rocky blog. I may have to add that too...

Bone Junior said...

Andi -

At least I know you would attend if you could. So far, its shaping up to be another one of Bone Junior's fantastic people-less parties.

Sigh.

andi said...

Too bad you don't know where Todd is. That would be a great party- well at least pre-marriage Todd. Did you ever go over to his apartment when he had Rocky marathons? You couldn't pry him out of his Lazy Boy with a crowbar. Kids, go-ta bed. Me and your mom...well, you know the rest.

Bone Junior said...

Lamp, shut up.

Or Ima blow ya brains out.

Beth said...

Thanks for leaving me a comment, Bone Junior. :) And, I don't know about you, but I don't know why anyone in their right mind would miss an Elvis/Rocky party. That totally tops any party I've thrown this year. I hope you are not people-less ... That would just be sad. Not to mention, a complete waste of your Elvii decorations and cake.