Thursday, March 20, 2008

Super Ultra Fantastic Wish Time

You know what's super awesome? When you spend three hours on Wednesday afternoon helping to lay out a house, and although your skin is already nicely olive-toned, it is exposed to direct sunlight for the first time in almost five months, and you're wearing a zip-up sweatshirt over your tank top, and your hair is in a ponytail and you're wearing sunglasses, and when you get home, you look in the mirror and see the fruits of your labors in the sun:

You know what's even more awesome? The fact that my face and chest really do look like that today (and of course the bosom is drawn with perfect accuracy) and I leave tonight for Sacramento for G's wedding, so I'm going to be forever frozen in time in her wedding pictures as that girl with the horrible tan lines.

8 comments:

Erin said...

i love your breasts. so....full. you'll just have to wear sunglasses all day and night and in every picture...then maybe no one will notice.

Brandon & Amber said...

You're going to Sacramento??!! I am jealous! That's where I'm from, so you'll have to represent for me. Have so much fun, and don't worry, maybe you can squeeze is some extra rays before the picture taking begins! :)

Amber

Brandon & Amber said...

P.S. Somehow, your friend that is getting married knows my sister-in-law, Erin, and has a link on her blog. What a small world!

Tarable said...

With a perfect bosm like that nobody will notice the tan lines

Tarable said...

Bosom! Dammit!

Luuuke said...

You could wear the "YO ADRIAN" shirt and hopefully people would just comment on the backwards N.

Or the fact that it's meant for a 12-month-old.

Either way, no one would even notice the burn lines.

li'l mil said...

Luuuuke was me, by the way. It wouldn't let me delete it and rewrite it.

Andi Mae said...

Don't worry- if you hair is going to look like that at the wedding, no one will notice your tan lines. Or, you know, if your boobs are popping out of your shirt with perfect roundness either. I wouldn't sweat the tan lines with all of that going for you! (By the way, have FUN and give G a BIG hug for me!)