Today is a milestone
As you turn 200,000 miles;
In almost four years
You've brought me many smiles.
You're the first car I bought for myself,
And my very first stick;
Every time I grinded your gears
I felt like such a hick.
You've taken me across the country
To Philadelphia and back;
And then again to Seattle
Where Yanaj's dad cut you no slack.
Bone Senior loves your big-a vent
And your turning radius is superb;
But maybe I need more practice
Because we've hit more than one curb.
We've had lots of fun nights
Especially that one time at Squaw Peak;
But the journey has been rough
And now you've got a slow oil leak.
We've seen our fair share of guys
Who've admired your fine European build;
Your smooth lines and engineering,
Many times your tank they've filled.
Speaking of tanks,
Your efficiency is unmatched;
With forty miles to the gallon
Like me, you're quite the catch.
The boys have come and gone
But none have made me their wife;
Which is definitely better for them
Because you'll always be the man in my life.