Thursday, November 15, 2007

Fun With Mother Goose

This is the house that Dave built...














This is the crack,
That lay in the house that Dave built.














This is the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...


















This is the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...














This is the hole,
That was dug by the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...


















This is the graded slope,
That led to the hole,
That was dug by the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...


















This is the loose dirt,
That covered the graded slope,
That led to the hole,
That was dug by the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...














This is the Bone Junior,
That slipped on the loose dirt,
That covered the graded slope,
That led to the hole,
That was dug by the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...













This is the exposed concrete footing,
That broke the fall of the Bone Junior,
That slipped on the loose dirt,
That covered the graded slope,
That led to the hole,
That was dug by the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...














This is the wrist,
That slammed into the exposed concrete footing,
That broke the fall of the Bone Junior,
That tumbled down the graded slope,
That led to the hole,
That was dug by the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built...














This is my pride, deflated and bruised,
Due to the badly injured the wrist,
That plunged into the exposed concrete footing,
That broke the fall of the Bone Junior,
That tumbled down the graded slope,
That led to the hole,
That was dug by the guy,
That found the underground spring,
That caused the crack
That lay in the house that Dave built.




8 comments:

g said...

aw huuuuuney

li'l mil said...

You didn't tell me about the wrist part!!!!


Sorry to laugh, but man. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The Rules said...

But the nails escape unscathed!

Tarable said...

Ummm... were you wearing the Teletubby costume when you slipped and fell?

Because imagining how that might have looked makes me giggle.

Andi Mae said...

Way to go, klutzo. May I have your permission to read that story to my future children before bedtime, Mother Goose?

drive said...

NOW WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THAT MY CUZ DID THAT ! MMMMMMM I SEE HOW YOU ARE!

li'l mil said...

That wrap looks kinda weak. Maybe you should beef it up with some duct tape or something. At least you only did it once.

Erin said...

good times good times. why didn't we talk about this at lunch yesterday?