Thursday, February 28, 2008

ABC's of Bone Junior

A - Attached or Single: Blissfully and happily single. Take that, G, and all the rest of you smug marrieds.

B - Best Friend: Lady.

C - Cake or Pie: Tasty Klair Pie.

D - Day of Choice: Saturday, because I still have all day Sunday before I have to go back to work.

E - Essential Item: Fat Dragon, because I can't sleep without him and he's magical. That's what my next post is going to be about. Also Joaquin el Divo the Tivo is pretty essential to me.

F - Favorite Color: Purple and Elvis, hence the decorating scheme of my bedroom.

G - Gummi Bears or Worms: Worms.

H - Hometown: Coatesville Pennsylvania. Can I get a what what?

I - Indulgence(s): Tasty Klair Pies, Nutter Butter wafers, Prison Break, and Elvis.

J - January or July: July is too hot, January is too cold; but January has Elvis' birthday, and July has me gloriously tan and sunbathing for hours at a time, so....July. I'm going to look like a handbag by the time I'm thirty.

K - Kids: My nephew is kids enough for me.

L - Life is Incomplete Without: My sister.

M - Marriage Date: Blink blink.

N - Number of Siblings: Two. I am the poster child for Middle Child Syndrome.

O - Oranges or Apples: Oranges

P- Phobias or Fears: spiders, heights, spiders, short & curlies, and spiders.

Q - Quote(s): Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Booyah!

R - Reason to Smile: I have a loyal fan base of dental student housewives in Philadelphia. Holla!

S - Season: Fall on the east coast because fall doesn't really exist in Utah.

T - Tag Seven: Bone Senior, Yanaj, Tinlizzie, Jen, Hey Mikki You So Fine, Nickel Hole, and Jammie.

U - Unknown Fact About Me: I can't whistle. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animal: Show me the meat. That's what she said.

W - Worst Habit: I bit my nails until I got acrylics. Now I have fancy nail.

X - X-Rays or Ultrasounds: I had an ultrasound on my boob once. I took my shirt off and asked the tech if she needed a roadmap to find my boobs. Sigh. IBTC forever!

Y - Your Favorite Food: Tasty Klair Pies and seafood. But not together because that'd be gross.

Z - Zodiac: Aries. Translation: I am bossy, stubborn, outspoken, and always right. And hot.


MG said...

I have two favorite things about this post. First, that Elvis' persona has transcended traditional boundaries and is now considered a color. Second, I like the way you referred to us smug "marrieds". It reminded me of a slightly racist bishop I had in a BYU ward who once referred to African-Americans as "coloreds", apparently thinking he was diplomatically using the most politically correct language available.

Bone Junior said...

That's me, mg. Colorful, witty and with just a smack of racism.