Today, the Vice-President of my company sent out the following email to every single person in the company:
We have had several complaints the past few weeks from all the tenants in the building that employees and other tenants are parking in the parking stalls that are designated for visitor parking. Pleas make sure that starting on Monday next week and continuing forever you are not parked in any of the parking stalls marked visitor.
I don’t want to have to tow anyone (Bone Junior), but I will if must needs be. Especially because you put that big ugly Eagle on your window.
Thanks for all your cooperation and let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
My response was short and sweet:
My only concern is that the Eagle isn’t ugly…it’s freaking awesome and bad ace. Don't be jelly.