Bone Junior: Hello, Papa Johns? Do you have a delivery driver out in a little red car?
Papa Johns: Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah.
Bone Junior: Well, I just think you should know that he's driving like a crazy person. He just swerved into my lane and nearly ran me off the road! What kind of a training program do you have that your drivers think its OK to drive like crazy people! I was driving on State Street, like a normal person does, and your driver started tailing me and then weaved in and out of the lane to pass me!
Papa Johns: Were you driving like a grandma?
Bone Junior: Excuse me?? I don't drive like a grandma. I drive just fine. Your driver just drives like a crazy person! And I thought you should know how he's representing your business. You just lost a customer. Which is too bad because I really liked your cheesey bread.
Attempts, unsuccessfully, to vehemently hang up a cell phone.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
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6 comments:
HA... that just made me laugh out loud. (But I hate typing LOL)
hahahaha- so great! You make me want pizza...
I think that goes to show that, like your previous post, you ARE hard core.
you rock!
i hope that before you called, you sped up and pretended to be in a "days of thunder" race against the deliver guy. drafting...nudging...going high! no! he's going low! NO! he's passing high!! cole trickle beats rusty wheeler!
grandma my arse. the appropriate response to that question SHOULD have been, "um, i drive an eagles-green BEEMER" with a crotch-check in his general direction :)
Rubbin' is racin'!
Wow, Bone Senior, for someone who thought that Matthew McConaghey and Josh Lucas were the same person; and that Eva Longoria and Eva Mendes were the same person, I am THOROUGHLY impressed with your movie quotes from "Days of Thunder"!!
And in case there was any confusion, I was Rowdy Burns.
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