For this project, you will need the following:
- A temperature of 102;
- A loosely termed "virus that's been going around;"
- Six bottles of Gatorade;
- Theraflu (the kind that leaves the grainy, vomity aftertaste);
- Prison Break: Season One and Over The Top;
- Sugar-free, color-free, vomity-aftertaste-full Tussin;
- Generic vapo-rub (the greasier, the better);
- Generic allergy tablets;
- And no table setting is complete without a roll of toilet paper and a glass to spit mucous chunks into.
Don't you just love the holidays?
Saturday, December 09, 2006
at 12:19 AM