After seeing Invincible (twice) this weekend, it has to be said.
The tshirt was created for one purpose: to magnify Mark Wahlberg's arms in all their glory and splendor.
He doesn't just wear the tshirt. Not this leader of the Funky Bunch. He beats that tshirt into submission until the seams stretch and scream with pain - the kind of pain that hurts so good. Then he tells that tshirt to make him a sandwich, and the tshirt asks, "Mayo or mustard, sir?"
Cases in point, see Here, here, here, and most definitely here.
It's not that I don't take him seriously as an actor, its just that I've never wanted to be a tshirt so badly in my entire life.
Seeing Mark Wahlberg like this makes me forgive him for Planet of the Apes. But as for The Funky Bunch, no apology needed, Marky Mark. I still have your cassette tape, and Donnie's got nothing on you.
Monday, August 28, 2006
Show Me Your Calvins
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4 comments:
i've always thought Marky Mark was hot---> even when he gets shot in The Sixth Sense... mmm...those guns... hot, hot, hot. those are good enough to be called george q.s (cannon).
Barbie Barbie Barbie... I'm shaking my head in shame. It's Donnie that gets shot in The Sixth Sense... get your NKOTB straight.
Let's see...is that photo for:
A: wet t-shirt
B: bulging muscles and abs
C: Philly Eagles
D: All of the above because you love men in wet t-shirts with bulging muscles who belong to Philly.
Please get your scantron and fill in the bubble. Points are taken off if you bubble outside the line.
oops, i thought it was marky mark. my bad.
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