Bone Junior: Merry Christmas, Santa!Santa: Well! Merry Christmas! (squinting at my t-shirt) Rockin.....uh.... (squinting more, then hit with realization) Uh... ho ho ho!!
did you notice that you're almost the exact color of the gold in santa's throne??it's a nice touch. ta ta.
i love you
Well, uh, hi there, ho there. Only you. And I also noticed that had you only had a little more shine on your face, you would have blended right in with Santa's golden throne.
that santa is awesome...so authentic. its a good thing he had a sense of humor...cause I think the real santa would have put you on the naughty list.
ps: that was the crassest christmas card i have ever received. i laughed so hard- and then couldn't show my family because it was too crass...sigh.
You know...together, with Yoplait Yogurt, we can lick breast...cancer. That is single-handedly the sexiest PSA shirt ever. :)
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