Thursday, November 09, 2006

Fill In This Blank

This is a picture of:

A) My last boyfriend;

B) My car becoming a woman and experiencing the freshness;

C) A well-learned lesson in auto mechanic safety;

D) The result of a beemer gone rogue;

E) What happens when you flush your power steering reserve and your car sprays tranny fluid all over the floor.

That's right. The tranny fluid comes standard, but he doesn't kiss on the mouth.


Anonymous said...

Um, I'm confused. Is there a difference between choices B and E?

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you either:

1) Used the big hammer I told you about earlier.


2) Need it.

Let me know how I can help.

Erin said...

oh my gosh what happened? why wasn't I informed of this last night? were you able to fix your car? do you need a ride?

Bone Junior said...

No worries - it was just a little tranny fluid leakage. Perfectly normal when you don't line up the drain pan correctly. I like to think of it as my car's poor broken bleeding heart.

Petersen Family said...

Thanks to Jen for starting a blog and putting a link to your on hers! Your blog is hilarious! It makes me miss the days when I was your coworker! Let's all get together and go to lunch...I want to get caught up on the exploits of "Napolean McBoom Boom!"

Andi Mae said...

Maybe a screwdriver can fix that too.