Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Whoring It Up Juneyuh Style

Last weekend commenced the celebration of my 28th birthday. My actual birthday was on Easter, but who can compete with Jesus? Plus that's the day the Eagles traded McNabb, so that date is forever marred.

This year, we stuck with tradition (and by "tradition", I mean "the same thing we did last year") and got a big group together for dinner at PF Changs. The invitation specified black tie attire. Translation: whore it up. And whore it up we did indeed.

The official invite.

My roomies and I visited one of the local beauty schools to get our makeup done, including fake eyelashes. The eyelashes were an adjustment - it took me awhile to not feel like a Muppet.



I promise I did not say to the girl, "Make me look as clownish as possible, with just a dash of tramp." In my defense, the white above my eyes did fade, as the girl promised.

Super hot roomies

Bone siblings

Awesomely awkward but still hot prom pose.

I know it looks like I have my hand on Tiff's leg but I promise I don't. That would be gay. Whereas sitting on my brother's lap is definitely not gay.

Three days of tanning to pull off this color definitely paid off because I turned the same color as my Guatemalan friend, Henefir.

Ryan and Adam looking uncomfortably semi-gay.

Me, Gina, and Gina's animal print bra.

Blake and Erin

Let me explain how important this photo is to my self-esteem. Blake is six feet tall. Adam is six feet tall. Normally when I stand between these two, we don't all fit in the frame because I'm so much shorter than them. But I was wearing five-inch heels, and Blake was sweet enough to take off her heels so that I kind of look the same height as her. She asked if I would take off my padded bra so that our boobs would look the same, but I wasn't willing to do that. Sorry Blake.

The highlight of the night was when my friend Rachel gave me an awesome present: a pack of moustaches for ladies - one for each day of the week. Please to enjoy.

The Porn Stache

The Milk Moustache

The I Can't Wear This Thing Because Pink Fuzzies Are Getting Up My Nose Stache

The Ryan Ripped Mine In Half Stache

The I Was Trying to Take a Picture of Me and Henefir But No One Told Me the Zoom Was All Up In My Business And Not In An Attractive Way Stache

The Don't Mess With Us Because Clearly We Are Bad Ass Staches

The We Enjoy the Finer Things in Life Staches

The Mega Colonel Sanders Stache and The I'm Trying to Piece Back Together the One Ryan Ripped in Half Stache

In all, it was a fantastic night. I laughed so hard that my face hurt, and I was thrilled that so many of my friends could be there, and definitely missed the ones who couldn't be there.


Jackie said...

You're totally hot. And totally 28. Congrats!

Gina said...

I said it before and I'll say it again-- I totally wore that bra on purpose in the hopes it would show through. But then when it did....

Good times Bone. Thanks for sharing.

Ashley said...

So sad I could not whore it up with you Temple Marriage Style...Unfortunately you chose to celebrate the same weekend Justin was going out of town to find a job. We sure do need to do something though. I have approximately 2 and half months left in UT...get on it ah-ight!

Josh and Gloriana said...

oh man. i love this post. josh is trying to study, but i am laughing too hard for him to concentrate, poor guy. Happy me!

li'l mil said...

Mustaches = never ending fun. Wish I could've been there. I would've added the nerdy element to all the whoring.

andi said...

Looks like so much fun (as I wouldn't expect ANYTHING less.) Sad I missed it but I still love you!

HPLuvr said...

Padded bra nothing! Happy birthday and I am bummed I was not there.

Kelsey and Riley said...

sarah you are so gorgeous!