Friday, February 13, 2009

In Which I Become Slightly Less Bitter

"Dearest Valentine:
I just wanted to give you this token of appreciation...to totally make everybody around you jealous...and warm your Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day.
Your Physician,
Dr. Mookie Love"


I don't think it's any coincidence that the same year I get my new "assets" is the first year I've gotten flowers from two different guys for Valentine's Day. It's nice to see my investments finally paying off.

4 comments:

LecNessMonster said...

That's flippin sweet.

I'm absorbing all your old bitterness.

Rose said...

Wow, and its not even V-day yet-amazing things could happen tomorrow.

P.S. I hated 'The Road'

andi said...

I can see your shell of bitterness cracking as we speak...

li'l mil said...

I will try really hard not to savagely assault you or your happy couple this Valentine's Day.