I Won Too!

I've won a major award! It could be a bowling alley! Or just the deed to it...

Not quite as tangible as this major award, but it will do. And since I'm not feeling witty or creative, I will plagiarize verbatim Andi Mae.

Somebody loves my blog and has awarded me the honor of answering a few questions...with only one word. For being a verbose chatterbox, we'll see how this goes...

1. Where is your cell phone? I was going to say, "Right in front of me," but then I remembered that these are supposed to be one word answers, and this quiz is going to be harder than I thought so... close? My cell phone is close? Is that right?
   
2. Where is your significant other? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Does that count as one word?
   
3. Your hair color? dark
   
4. Your mother? pale
5. Your father? tan
   
6. Your favorite thing? Mustang
   
7. Dream last night? pastries...cinnamon rolls to be exact, but that's two words...dumb rules. And stop harping on the fact that I'm using more than one word - the point is that I actually dreamed about cinnamon rolls, people.
   
8. Your goal? fame
9. The room you're in? office
   
10. Your hobby? movies
11. Your fear? SPIDERS
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? famous
    
13. Where were you last night? work
14. What you're not? unfunny
    
15. One of your wish-list items? Reverse-C door stripes for my mustang - I'm sorry, there's no way to condense that into one word. Deal with it.
    
16. Where you grew up? C'Ville
    
17. The last thing you did? Typed. Duh, I'm doing this survey, aren't I? What else could I be doing except typing? Brainstorming?
    
18. What are you wearing? Double D's hahahahahahahahah I crack myself up.
    
19. Your TV? big
20. Your pet? FatDragon. See how I made that into one word?
    
21. Your computer? slooooooooooooooow
22. Your mood? PMSsy
23. Missing someone? sister
24. Your car? HOT
25. Something you're not wearing? A's! hahahahahahah. Reference #18 if you don't get it. I still crack myself up.
    
26. Favorite store? Buckle
27. Your summer? tanorexic
28. Love someone? Elvis
29. Your favorite color? purple
30. When is the last time you laughed? today
31. Last time you cried? today

I'm supposed to give this major award to more people, but...I fear that no one will be quite as witty and clever as myself, so I'll save you all the trouble of trying to live up to my standards. And yes, today I really am that cocky.