Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy VD Day!















This picture is courtesy of my boss Dave, who was outlining the company benefits for me a few months ago. VD Day being code for "Employees get flowers for Valentine's Day."

So Happy VD Day! What a great day to be single and basking in the glow of a trip to Orlando. I spent two days at Universal Studios, mainly walking around with my jaw hanging open in amazement, and a day at Magic Kingdom running around like a six year old.

However, let's not forget the part where I get the world's worst case of butt pee (AKA diarrhea) on my first night there, and dragged my friend to the store to buy Kaopectate. Let's also not forget when the butt pee came back the second day, and I farted at Universal only to quickly realize that the fart didn't come alone and in peace as we had agreed. And how my friend called me Poop Butt for the remainder of the trip.

But I was willing to be called Poop Butt if it meant that I could experience DisneyWorld for the first time at their Princesses & Pirates Party, and eat Pirate Bone Fudge (really). The weather was perfect, my tan was bronzed to perfection, and I had an amazing time.

And now its back to the freezing Utah weather and opening my car from the passenger side because the driver side handle is busted.

I want to go back to Florida.

8 comments:

g said...

you never cease to amaze me with what you will admit to on your blog. Poop butt? Wow- you have risen to new heights my friend. But I am glad you updated- it has been a lonely week waiting and checking every day to be disappointed yet again with an un-updated blog. I am glad Florida treated you well- aside from the butt pee.

g said...

also Happy Venereal Disease Day to you too.

em said...

you're also forgetting the details of date #3, missy...

glad you had a blast in florida!! we finally got some snow up here today, so i worked from home and have been anxiously checking and rechecking your bloggy to see if you'd posted details yet!

andi said...

AHEM, date #3??

So sorry you had poop butt. There again is yet another reason NOT to tell bald guy with biceps as big as your head about your blog. But glad you had a blast in Florida!

Anonymous said...

You really outdid yourself this time.

Erin said...

you always save all the good stories for you blog. you never tell me stuff like that when we are in person.

Erin said...

but I still love you!

hizznizzle said...

i am with andi, do not ever tell Mr. Biceps about your blog, at least not until you get married!