You read that right - No Pants Night. You may be saying, "What, pray tell, is No Pants Night?" Well, I'll show you.That, my friends, is No Pants Night. See me with my purple tights and no pants? Now enjoy my mad rhyming skillz:
No pants blockers form a no pants wall,
Gina on her no pants did fall.No pants Jammer,
No pants pack;No pants skating around the track.
Disco Pony rocks shiny no pants;
No pants derby is the thing to do.
But in the end, Bruiser gets no pants Boned.
Everyone got into the spirit of things for the last practice of our first 12-week course. We were all so shaken up and anxious from the week before that Wanton declared a No Pants Night to get us out of our comfort zones, help us relax, and most of all, to remind us all that we are there to have fun. And it really worked - I felt totally uninhibited (both figuratively and literally) and it was the most fun night of derby yet. "1-2-3, NO PANTS!"