You Don't Need to be Snooki to be Dirty Hott

In anticipation of Lady's Super Ultra Fantastic Wish Time Birthday Extravaganza to Las Vegas in October, we have all been busily making preparations.

For example, Lady asks, "What should we do while we're in Vegas?" My response was, "Hold a candlelight vigil where TuPac was shot." Which is when Lady promptly created a shared Google Doc so that we can compile a Super Ultra Fantastic Wish List for Vegas.

Lady proposed Item #1 being that we must have white sunglasses like Angelina from Jersey Shore to wear at night in Las Vegas.

My addendum to Item #1 being that we can do one better than just plain white Jersey Shore sunglasses. We can do Snooki Bling Bling glasses.We were pretty sure we could make these beauties with nothing more than safety glasses, glue, and some fake bling.

Bone: But how will we see?

Lady: We'll worry about that later.

Hence, a crafting night spent with Gina, safety glasses, glue, and some fake bling.

I think we did a pretty good job, if I do say so myself.

What I Fear the Most

Bone: I was just in the bathroom and there was a teeny tan spider on the wall and my first fear was that it was actually an STD crab.

Yanaj: So your fear of STD's is greater than your fear of spiders?

Bone: It would appear so...I like how you drew that conclusion.

Yanaj: It seems pretty obvious to me.

Oh Yanaj, you and your logic.