Tuesday, June 08, 2010

A Text I Sent Last Sunday

Dear Emily and Yanaj: I think you should know that your good friend, Bone Junior, has just eaten an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon in less than 24 hours. This information will probably be useful when my autopsy reveals that my throat is clogged with peanut butter.

3 comments:

  1. Crunchy or creamy? You should have played Chubby Bunny at the same time.

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  2. Protein baby, protein. It's ok. Better than icecream.

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